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joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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Pumped Up Kicks (Acoustic) | Foster The People

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n-j:

£19:64 a hour I love my job :D

I think you need a secretary to organise this paperwork and such. Yes. Yes I shall do this for you. I take same rate now. I rich too. We need more lemon pledge.

Aha peasant wage. Now get £26 at double time :D

whoeverfayeis:

n-j:

£19:64 a hour I love my job :D

I think you need a secretary to organise this paperwork and such. Yes. Yes I shall do this for you. I take same rate now. I rich too. We need more lemon pledge.

Aha peasant wage. Now get £26 at double time :D

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…For 10% off.

fuck-bitches-get-money:

…For 10% off.

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WE are Groot.

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whoeverfayeis:

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

If you give someone a blow job and you don’t blow his mind you’re doing it wrong

xD

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All annoying high pitched noises must come from me!

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We should fear this guy

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”


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